Douchebag Beats Girlfriend Senseless
There are two ways to officially announce your love for the penis. By moving into a San Fransisco loft... and then this.
This is a funny prank played on some women. Too bad there's no bone in the penis, but it's still good for a laugh.
There are two ways to officially announce your love for the penis. By moving into a San Fransisco loft... and then this.
I hope her lips are taking lessons from that vacuum cleaner. ;D
Introducing the new ass flavored lollipop.
On the up side, if she catches the AIDS...she can always blame her husband.. who is undoubtedly in Vegas and having unprotected sex with hookers and Mike Tyson.
I'll take them both to go. Check please.
She's already got me hooked. And I was only watching. Good enough face, SLAMMIN' bod.
Imagine all the sexual possibilities. *Searches google for flexible yoga porn*
I absolutely would not. Unless she was Britney Spears. Actually, no to that too.
After she gets the septum surgery to fix her breathing, everyone's getting de-friended on Facebook.
Her boobs are so big I'd have to use google maps to get from Breast A to Breast B.
The search for the hottest girl is officially over. But don't worry...a new one will pop up in a few days. ;)
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xzizigy - 2008-01-27 19:28:24there actually is a bone in the penis though.. and it\'s possible to break it :)
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