Douchebag Beats Girlfriend Senseless
There are two ways to officially announce your love for the penis. By moving into a San Fransisco loft... and then this.
After having my way with them, I would face them toward each other on the ground and put some empty alcohol bottles next to them. This way when they woke up they'd think they just had their first lesbian encounter. ;D
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There are two ways to officially announce your love for the penis. By moving into a San Fransisco loft... and then this.
I hope her lips are taking lessons from that vacuum cleaner. ;D
Introducing the new ass flavored lollipop.
On the up side, if she catches the AIDS...she can always blame her husband.. who is undoubtedly in Vegas and having unprotected sex with hookers and Mike Tyson.
I'll take them both to go. Check please.
She's already got me hooked. And I was only watching. Good enough face, SLAMMIN' bod.
Imagine all the sexual possibilities. *Searches google for flexible yoga porn*
I absolutely would not. Unless she was Britney Spears. Actually, no to that too.
After she gets the septum surgery to fix her breathing, everyone's getting de-friended on Facebook.
Her boobs are so big I'd have to use google maps to get from Breast A to Breast B.
The search for the hottest girl is officially over. But don't worry...a new one will pop up in a few days. ;)
bahbahbah - 2009-07-14 12:07:23whats the name of the move?
niggerjew - 2009-01-11 17:54:20u have to post the full vid admin
Admin - 2009-01-10 00:23:56Seems i uncovered the truth.. Asian bitches moaning = fake.
Well DUH. Unless you\'re a well hung black man..
Hah - 2009-01-08 20:59:54This vid just proves how incredibly fake the rest of the asian porn-vids are. In other movies the chicks scream and writhe uncontrolably by just touching someone else\'s nipple, and these girls can keep still through all that? Someone\'s lying.
king_dingaling - 2009-01-08 13:14:57i coudn\'t stop laughing when he put the f00d in her vag haha awtf?
The Microphone Assas - 2009-01-08 09:30:56Go download the movie, Clockstoppers, seems to be based off that movie. The dude gets a watch, and it can speed him up making everything appear to be stopped...
More japanese porn should be like this, I can only handle like 5 seconds of that cry/scream/orgasm the girls have.
Woah - 2009-01-08 04:44:00Surprised That Girl Kept Quiet During THat Whole Thing
Rob - 2009-01-08 01:32:51they try so hard not to move but they still fidget and blink lol
Ralachi - 2009-01-07 19:38:10where can i get a watch like that here in good ole USA